Fotyimpas is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, passionate fox.

Fotyimpas created Asia seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fotyimpas, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fotyimpas, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Fotyimpas' most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Fotyimpas' Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry mice.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never wear indigo coats.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Never paint your neck cyan.