Yemlatkom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, sapient sheep.

Yemlatkom created a down quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yemlatkom, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Yemlatkom, it will turn you into a frog.

Yemlatkom's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Yemlatkom's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not hurt swans.

3. Do not speak about aubergines.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never talk about fire.