Tanjippibvan is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, boastful alligator.

Tanjippibvan created the planet Venus seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tanjippibvan, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tanjippibvan, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Tanjippibvan's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Tanjippibvan's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always help seals in need.

4. Erect nine zinc sculptures of Tanjippibvan on top of important buildings.

5. Do not dye your hair violet.