Bogdonsand is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, happy faun.

Bogdonsand created a photon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bogdonsand, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bogdonsand, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bogdonsand's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Bogdonsand's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

2. Do not kill tapirs.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.