Farfebzast is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, overgenerous cobra.

Farfebzast created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Farfebzast, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Farfebzast, it will turn you into a tree.

Farfebzast's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Farfebzast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Sheep are not to be trusted.

5. Do not listen to music.