Yestlenfon is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, omnipotent mink.

Yestlenfon created the Cigar Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yestlenfon, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yestlenfon, he will boil you in a big pot.

Yestlenfon's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Yestlenfon's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always obey Yestlenfon's priests.

5. Do not commit murder.