Milhatven is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, merciful naga.

Milhatven created Asia eight million years ago.

If you believe in Milhatven, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Milhatven, he will turn you into a goat.

Milhatven's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Milhatven's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never go into green rooms.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never wear scarves.