Larprawbutbap is a god.

It takes the form of a large, humorless slug.

Larprawbutbap created a top quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larprawbutbap, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Larprawbutbap, it will throw large rocks at you.

Larprawbutbap's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Larprawbutbap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

5. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.