Sidwipzab is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, boastful dragon.

Sidwipzab created the solar system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidwipzab, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sidwipzab, she will turn you into a goat.

Sidwipzab's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Sidwipzab's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never think about black holes.