Bogzotjip is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, clever jellyfish.

Bogzotjip created the Virgo Supercluster twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bogzotjip, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bogzotjip, it will destroy your favourite star.

Bogzotjip's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Bogzotjip's Holy Commandments

1. Bogzotjip must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not kill shrews.

5. Run away from brown nematodes, for they are unholy.