Genyotkab is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, two-faced squirrel.

Genyotkab created the Sunflower Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Genyotkab, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Genyotkab, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Genyotkab's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Genyotkab's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat snails with great respect.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

4. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Genyotkab.