Camcudbessvag is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, cheerful hyena.

Camcudbessvag created the planet Venus six billion years ago.

If you believe in Camcudbessvag, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Camcudbessvag, she will cry a lot.

Camcudbessvag's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Camcudbessvag's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Camcudbessvag.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not stand on grass.