Nilbanwat is a god.

He takes the form of a large, merciless fox.

Nilbanwat created the world eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nilbanwat, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Nilbanwat, he will make you grow a tail.

Nilbanwat's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Nilbanwat's Holy Commandments

1. Sharks are not to be trusted.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. You must pray to Nilbanwat seven times a day.

5. Feed all hungry monkeys.