Vignegvol is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, contented salamander.

Vignegvol created the cosmos six billion years ago.

If you believe in Vignegvol, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vignegvol, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Vignegvol's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Vignegvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of apples to voles while wearing violet dresses.

2. Never curse while facing east.

3. Great tits are not to be trusted.

4. Do not travel during autumn.

5. Never run in the presence of snails.