Davflatcet is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, proud dog.

Davflatcet created water six million years ago.

If you believe in Davflatcet, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Davflatcet, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Davflatcet's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Davflatcet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study bacteria on holy days.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always act with purity when addressing priests.

4. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Davflatcet in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never think about electromagnetism.