Cemyogpoddum is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, caring walrus.

Cemyogpoddum created dark energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cemyogpoddum, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cemyogpoddum, she will try to impress you with trees.

Cemyogpoddum's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Cemyogpoddum's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear jumpers.

2. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

3. Retreat if nine snails approach from the west.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not listen to music.