Ligrawdud is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, deceitful rhinoceros.

Ligrawdud created a quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligrawdud, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ligrawdud, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Ligrawdud's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Ligrawdud's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dark energy.

2. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Ligrawdud in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not keep nine capybaras in a large pit.

4. Never think about archaea.

5. Do not stand on grass.