Fudgadaf is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unthoughtful wyrm.

Fudgadaf created dark energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudgadaf, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fudgadaf, it will turn you into a slug.

Fudgadaf's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Fudgadaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never feed nuts to porpoises while wearing fawn trousers.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Learn nine new languages a year.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Fudgadaf.