Wipbet is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, dishonest toad.

Wipbet created the Sun seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Wipbet, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wipbet, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Wipbet's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Wipbet's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Never think about quantum field theory near monkeys while wearing yellow tights and balancing six zinc spheres on your hands.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Never talk about special relativity.