Fubflighub is a god.
He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, egotistical
gerbil.
Fubflighub created a strange quark four million years ago.
If you believe in
Fubflighub, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Fubflighub, he will destroy your home galaxy.
Fubflighub's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.
Fubflighub's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Never wear shirts.
3. Worship no other gods but Fubflighub.
4. Do not covet oxen.
5. Never talk about nucleic acids.