Fubflighub is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, egotistical gerbil.

Fubflighub created a strange quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Fubflighub, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fubflighub, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Fubflighub's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Fubflighub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never wear shirts.

3. Worship no other gods but Fubflighub.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never talk about nucleic acids.