Ligcudmab is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly large, witty
cobra.
Ligcudmab created parasitic wasps six million years ago.
If you believe in
Ligcudmab, it will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Ligcudmab, it will cry a lot.
Ligcudmab's most sacred site is Embalam in India.
Ligcudmab's Holy Commandments1. Do not dye your hair brown.
2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.
5. Always help gulls.