Ligcudmab is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, witty cobra.

Ligcudmab created parasitic wasps six million years ago.

If you believe in Ligcudmab, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ligcudmab, it will cry a lot.

Ligcudmab's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Ligcudmab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair brown.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

5. Always help gulls.