Rapceplingessnilnabfuncin is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, emotional chicken.

Rapceplingessnilnabfuncin created the Black Eye Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapceplingessnilnabfuncin, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rapceplingessnilnabfuncin, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Rapceplingessnilnabfuncin's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Rapceplingessnilnabfuncin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

5. Do not take Rapceplingessnilnabfuncin's name in vain.