Kinbugfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, humane fish.

Kinbugfeb created the planet Venus nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinbugfeb, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kinbugfeb, she will remove you from existence.

Kinbugfeb's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Kinbugfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

3. Never write about chlorophyll.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Kinbugfeb loves dolphins, so they must be respected.