Targhivrig is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, all-knowing ant.

Targhivrig created an up quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Targhivrig, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Targhivrig, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Targhivrig's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Targhivrig's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Targhivrig.

2. Never travel toward the north during autumn.

3. Always wear white.

4. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

5. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Targhivrig in the centre of the settlement.