Bafdunlipbin is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, impressive jellyfish.

Bafdunlipbin created vertebrates four years ago.

If you believe in Bafdunlipbin, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bafdunlipbin, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bafdunlipbin's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Bafdunlipbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt doves.

2. Do not prepare cucumbers while wearing tights.

3. Hide if eight pigs approach from the north.

4. Never speak at midday.

5. Never remain standing during midnight.