Padtenjat is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonest centaur.

Padtenjat created light two billion years ago.

If you believe in Padtenjat, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Padtenjat, he will manifest in front of you.

Padtenjat's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Padtenjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into green rooms.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never stain your face with white.

4. Never eat limes on days of mourning.

5. Never think about galaxies.