Targidniltof is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, selfish dugong.

Targidniltof created energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Targidniltof, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Targidniltof, she will turn you into a mouse.

Targidniltof's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Targidniltof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never laugh near horses.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not drink alcohol.
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