Flapkanbepab is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, grumpy wyvern.

Flapkanbepab created humanity seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Flapkanbepab, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flapkanbepab, it will turn you into a snail.

Flapkanbepab's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Flapkanbepab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Flapkanbepab on top of all buildings.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flapkanbepab.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.
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