Flownutrencetvintab Mumbogzan is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, overgenerous lizard.

Flownutrencetvintab Mumbogzan created the Sun three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flownutrencetvintab Mumbogzan, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Flownutrencetvintab Mumbogzan, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Flownutrencetvintab Mumbogzan's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Flownutrencetvintab Mumbogzan's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Flownutrencetvintab Mumbogzan five times a day.

2. Always obey Flownutrencetvintab Mumbogzan's priests.

3. Never gather three ants in one place.

4. Never mix lemons with oil.

5. Do not record secrets concerning moons.