Yarbessaf is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witty ferret.

Yarbessaf created the Milkyway five billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarbessaf, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yarbessaf, it will turn you into a duck.

Yarbessaf's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Yarbessaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed corn to pigs while wearing boots.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yarbessaf.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. You must pray to Yarbessaf three times a day.
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