Bopmumpon Dudnelbem is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, narcissistic crab.

Bopmumpon Dudnelbem created humanity seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bopmumpon Dudnelbem, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bopmumpon Dudnelbem, she will turn you into a worm.

Bopmumpon Dudnelbem's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Bopmumpon Dudnelbem's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Do not sing at crossroads.

5. Do not keep four doves in a large pit.