Flishamnell is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, dishonourable weasel.

Flishamnell created water five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flishamnell, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Flishamnell, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Flishamnell's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Flishamnell's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Flishamnell on top of all buildings.

2. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

3. Never go into gray rooms.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.