Disshaptalnut is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, charitable toad.

Disshaptalnut created the Virgo Supercluster four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Disshaptalnut, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Disshaptalnut, he will turn you into a snail.

Disshaptalnut's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Disshaptalnut's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

3. Never speak the names of comets aloud.

4. You must never eat parsnips.

5. Do not dye your hair gray.