Fidzimwit is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, resourceful goat.

Fidzimwit created a bottom quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fidzimwit, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fidzimwit, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Fidzimwit's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Fidzimwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never write about chromosomes.

5. Never think about black holes.