Dibhonmad is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, charitable shark.

Dibhonmad created light four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dibhonmad, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dibhonmad, he will throw large rocks at you.

Dibhonmad's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Dibhonmad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Do not stand on grass.