Rotdapcatcib is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, fast manatee.

Rotdapcatcib created silver five billion years ago.

If you believe in Rotdapcatcib, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rotdapcatcib, she will have a low opinion of you.

Rotdapcatcib's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Rotdapcatcib's Holy Commandments

1. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not hurt pigs.

4. Erect nine lead sculptures of Rotdapcatcib on top of important buildings.

5. Always look after injured great tits.