Nelbudyattsin is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, ill-tempered horse.

Nelbudyattsin created the Sun two million years ago.

If you believe in Nelbudyattsin, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nelbudyattsin, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Nelbudyattsin's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Nelbudyattsin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Nelbudyattsin in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

3. Never wear green stockings on sacred days.

4. Never touch blood while unclean.

5. Run away from black dolphins, for they are unholy.