Hunciss is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, idiotic goose.

Hunciss created life two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunciss, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hunciss, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Hunciss' most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Hunciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

2. Never talk about dark energy near grasshopers while wearing purple hats and balancing four silicon spheres on your arms.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism near squirrels while wearing brown rings.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Hunciss on top of all buildings.

5. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Hunciss in the centre of the settlement.