Bethenmut is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, uncaring wolf.

Bethenmut created Mount Everest nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bethenmut, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bethenmut, he will not care at all.

Bethenmut's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Bethenmut's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

4. Never speak aloud of numbers.

5. Never eat bark.