Wabpidlabtof is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, self-confident camel.

Wabpidlabtof created the Milkyway two years ago.

If you believe in Wabpidlabtof, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wabpidlabtof, she will turn you into a sheep.

Wabpidlabtof's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Wabpidlabtof's Holy Commandments

1. Put Wabpidlabtof first in all things.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Wabpidlabtof loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not take Wabpidlabtof's name in vain.

5. Do not bounce in public.