Appig is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, proud fly.

Appig created energy two years ago.

If you believe in Appig, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Appig, she will try to impress you with trees.

Appig's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Appig's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Appig.

2. Never speak the names of black holes aloud.

3. Do not name children after geese.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not contemplate the strong nuclear force during the night.