Vedham is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, egotistical crane.

Vedham created the world nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vedham, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Vedham, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Vedham's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Vedham's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Never mark doors with violet.

3. Always wear magenta.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not speak about rice.