Higjapwod is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witty hedgehog.

Higjapwod created snails two years ago.

If you believe in Higjapwod, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Higjapwod, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Higjapwod's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Higjapwod's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to sloth.

2. Never record numbers.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

4. Always count to six before sleeping.

5. Never feed turnips to moths while wearing turquoise dresses.