Nabmabpinlamquillakstaf is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, happy pig.

Nabmabpinlamquillakstaf created a bottom quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nabmabpinlamquillakstaf, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nabmabpinlamquillakstaf, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Nabmabpinlamquillakstaf's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Nabmabpinlamquillakstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six moths approach from the east.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never go into black rooms.

4. Nabmabpinlamquillakstaf loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

5. Do not bounce in public.