Hunbombud Gatfumladnel is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, conceited mink.

Hunbombud Gatfumladnel created the Cigar Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hunbombud Gatfumladnel, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hunbombud Gatfumladnel, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Hunbombud Gatfumladnel's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Hunbombud Gatfumladnel's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near monkeys while wearing black jumpers and balancing seven iron spheres on your hands.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never paint your legs white.

4. Heed all portents.

5. Never talk about nucleic acids.