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He takes the form of a microscopic, caring chinchilla.

Sandnegarf Zimcaddibwantallitappgov created a bottom quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandnegarf Zimcaddibwantallitappgov, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sandnegarf Zimcaddibwantallitappgov, he will come to you in dreams.

Sandnegarf Zimcaddibwantallitappgov's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Sandnegarf Zimcaddibwantallitappgov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Sandnegarf Zimcaddibwantallitappgov loves frogs, so they must be respected.

3. Never eat turnips.

4. You must never eat garlic.

5. Never wear stockings.