Rulstigrig is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, fast goat.

Rulstigrig created the solar system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rulstigrig, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rulstigrig, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Rulstigrig's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Rulstigrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with fear.

2. Run away if eight manatees approach from the west.

3. Always cleanse oil with water.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never record signs.