Feddidhot is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, selfish donkey.

Feddidhot created a top quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Feddidhot, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Feddidhot, it will turn you into a plant.

Feddidhot's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Feddidhot's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Erect nine titanium sculptures of Feddidhot on top of important buildings.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Feddidhot on top of all buildings.

4. Do not dye your hair fawn.

5. Never write about planets.