Vadyartster is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, able penguin.

Vadyartster created a strange quark four years ago.

If you believe in Vadyartster, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vadyartster, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Vadyartster's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Vadyartster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Learn seven new languages a year.

3. You must never eat melons.

4. Never run in the presence of sheep.

5. Do not drink alcohol.