Hotnakflamdussmob is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, temperamental giraffe.

Hotnakflamdussmob created the Small Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hotnakflamdussmob, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hotnakflamdussmob, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Hotnakflamdussmob's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Hotnakflamdussmob's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to six before sleeping.

2. Never record names.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Hotnakflamdussmob in the centre of the settlement.