Wodbogbod is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, emotional manatee.

Wodbogbod created the Sombrero Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodbogbod, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wodbogbod, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Wodbogbod's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Wodbogbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare oranges during spring.

2. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always obey Wodbogbod's priests.

5. Do not trade with those who eat peas.