Cabrulbed is a god.

She takes the form of a small, amazing bird.

Cabrulbed created time and space twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cabrulbed, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Cabrulbed, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cabrulbed's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Cabrulbed's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain tights during rituals.

2. Never carve symbols of nebulae into wood.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never travel toward the west during autumn.

5. Always treat manatees with great respect.