Henarfban Sagcedzim is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, moody hummingbird.

Henarfban Sagcedzim created water nine million years ago.

If you believe in Henarfban Sagcedzim, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Henarfban Sagcedzim, it will cry a lot.

Henarfban Sagcedzim's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Henarfban Sagcedzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of geese.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.