Bitcadhas is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, charitable aardvark.

Bitcadhas created the Andromeda Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitcadhas, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bitcadhas, she will jump up and down on your head.

Bitcadhas' most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Bitcadhas' Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

5. Never eat cucumbers.