Satjenort Yarflabrag is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, clever dragon.

Satjenort Yarflabrag created an atom three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Satjenort Yarflabrag, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Satjenort Yarflabrag, it will make you grow a tail.

Satjenort Yarflabrag's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Satjenort Yarflabrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from wood.

2. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

3. Never stain your back with black.

4. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

5. Do not jump at forests.