Dimvedjarnflatgedbantan is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, capable fish.

Dimvedjarnflatgedbantan created everything that exists three million years ago.

If you believe in Dimvedjarnflatgedbantan, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dimvedjarnflatgedbantan, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Dimvedjarnflatgedbantan's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Dimvedjarnflatgedbantan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never hurt frogs.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

5. Never wear shoes.