Nanbabdosstim is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, two-faced fish.

Nanbabdosstim created viruses five million years ago.

If you believe in Nanbabdosstim, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nanbabdosstim, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Nanbabdosstim's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Nanbabdosstim's Holy Commandments

1. Never curse while facing west.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.

4. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

5. Do not wear brown clothing.