Dussquamfom is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, charitable octopus.

Dussquamfom created dark matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dussquamfom, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dussquamfom, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Dussquamfom's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Dussquamfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity.

2. You must love Dussquamfom.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.