Talflagboss is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, passionate capybara.

Talflagboss created the Andromeda Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Talflagboss, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Talflagboss, it will turn you into a mouse.

Talflagboss' most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Talflagboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Erect a giant black sculpture of Talflagboss in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not kill turtles.